Well, if they fought to the death, one could argue that we would all win.

When poors do it it’s called “cuddling to share warmth”

There is no cognitive dissonance in effect. It’s only seen as such by people trying to write pithy clickbait. The fact is that California has plenty of water for PEOPLE. Drinking, bathing, and even watering their lawns only takes up a relatively small percentage of the water currently being use while agriculture takes…

God, I know, right? People being into alternative things that have no discernable effect on your vanilla life are SO ANNOYING. Why can’t they just shut up and not do anything kinky like boring people?

“So I am revising my conclusion in my sluttiest nightgown.” >>> ALL THE LOVE

I’m sorry to be sharing some sad news on here but I feel so very lost. I’m currently having a miscarriage. it was a missed miscarriage that we discovered during a routine appointment at 13 weeks. we saw a healthy strong heartbeat at our first ultrasound at 8w3d and baby must’ve stopped growing the next week or so. I…

Hi SNS! I’m defending my Masters Thesis on Monday! Eep!

I don’t think he has a chance in hell of winning (even though I adore him), but I am really happy about it nonetheless because he’ll push Hilary further left....at least until the primaries are over.

Started to make pickled eggs, but found I could only fit 6 eggs in the jar. So now I’ve got another half dozen hard boiled eggs to do something with. I’m thinking of making tea eggs, but I can’t decide what tea to use. French Vanilla, Orange Spice, Pumpkin Spice, or Sweet and Spicy (all black/herbal mixes).

I’m afraid I have no advice to give, but I wanted you to know that I have been reading your posts for months now, and I think you are incredibly strong and a great mom. Don’t give up.

Can we talk about how Bernie Sanders is running for president?!

I’m so sorry about all of this! Caring for a sick pet is hard enough, but especially when you’ve got your own battle to fight. Hang in there <3

Well, my cat has cancer. I’m finally coming to terms with it. I also have cancer. WTF? His is untreatable and we’re just trying some palliative measures to make him more comfortable for a while. He had a couple of shots today, steroids and antibiotics, and I got so excited when he got all excited when I opened a can…

Okay, honey, first thing’s first: if you are at all concerned about self-harming, I want you to call a helpline. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline in the U.S. at (800) 273-8255. For a suicide helpline outside the U.S., visit Befrienders Worldwide.

So I’ve been without antidepressants for a week because my doctor is apparently incapable of refilling it on time and I’ve officially lost what little sanity I had. This morning I discovered a $50 bottle of rosacea treatment serum is missing from my bathroom, but I put off the OCD flare I knew that would cause until…

Super glue, then clothes.

Or you could cover the clothes in peanut butter *and then* throw them all over his car.

My second year of grad school I dated/made out with someone for a few weeks. He broke up with me by just not talking to me or responding to messages. In my craziness afterward I covered his car that was parked on the street in peanut butter. Yes, I know it was insane. #notproud

Step 1: Cut off half my hair and dyed it bright purple at the suggestion of the cute boy in physics with whom I was now free to make out at will (a delightful fact I promptly took non-monogamous advantage of).
Step 2: Put on 20 pounds of muscle doing gymnastics and ballet, earning an ass that got me proposed to weekly…

My (then) boyfriend’s best friend, who thought I wouldn’t recognize his voice on the phone, called me to let me know his asshat friend was two-timing me with another chick at a bar near my house. I went there, spotted them, approached the table, grabbed a glass bottle of Coke off a waiter’s tray and hit him over the…