“Fearless in bed” needs to go on my headstone.

If I ever met Jezzies IRL (and admitted my screenname), I would have to stop commenting immediately, because I’m way too honest online. (Like admitting I sometimes worry that if my Mom died, I would hide her mummified body in my apartment and come home and talk to it. I mean, I couldn’t. Because my crazy West Indian…

She is. She’s spoken with authority on medical issues many times in the past, and as a former pharmaceutical sales rep who is VERY familiar with doctor-speak, I trust her. Just because she thinks Ariana Grande is an actual baby doesn’t mean she didn’t work her ass off for her education and experience.

That’s way more appealing than how straight men act when women and gay men aren’t around.

Yeah, um, that’s a large enough sample to be statistically significant.

Woman here who has never faked an orgasm. I don’t see a point in deceiving people. But then again I am an extremely open and honest person with all people.

Huh,

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

Poliça, Glass Animals, Purity Ring, Broods, Hundred Waters, Blood Orange, Washed Out, Wild Nothing, Active Child....that’s the stuff I usually put on my chill playlists!!

Aww, thanks! I’ve been a metric fan (Stan, maybe) since college. They’re my go to long drive / need to feel like a boss music.

Oh oh oh and I just thought of a few more of my fave make-out tunes...

Clearly we have similar music tastes and habits. Yeah, The xx make the ultimate cool kid make-out music. James Blake too.

i expect to be pegging my SO in just a few months, and i’m so excited i could piss on myself

Some of the songs currently on my night driving/lazy sunday/light make-out music playlist:

I had an ovary and a Fallopian tube removed in 2008 and I am currently sitting on the floor with two young kids. I had the first one at 34 and the second 19 months later. I know everyone is different but I had zero problems getting pregnant with just the one ovary. On a side note, my husband refers to me as “The…

You have got to be joking?! Uzo Aduba is a fucking phenomenal actress. Say what you will about where the writing/story direction went but the acting on this show is pretty much across the board quite good.

Trucks backing up. Omg trucks backing up. A truck backed up outside of my college dorm window for literally the whole year once.

Right?? LOUD AND PROUD

made in heights FOR SURE, and also wet

Phantogram and the xx are good, they have a similar fuzzed-electro sound. Metric isn’t as cloudy, the lyrics are clearer and their songs trend more indie rock, but they’re in the same vein.