@dripdrop: WHY?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!

@k8ertot: That is heart-breaking. Except the bastards going to prison part, obviously. That part is awesome.

I once co-wrote a musical about the signs of the zodiac. Strange but true.

Oh gosh. I very specifically remember wearing my cheerleading uniform in 7th grade, and a guy named Jordan grabbing my upper arm and pointing out that it was fat. I was self-conscious about my "fat" arms for at least 10 years after that. One day recently, my boyfriend told me that my arms looked really skinny in a…

@No.Wave: He was by himself. And decided to get it done on a whim. Which I think is ridiculous, but whatever.

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): Yes. This. I just can't stand the one's that they used to pierce his ears. They're driving me nuts.

Question. Mr. Satine recently got his ears pierced in the midst of a quarter-life crisis fueled rebellion. At Claire's no less. So, now I am desperately trying to find somewhere that sells masculine earrings. Just something simple and black. Please help. I'm having no luck online.

@Ulookinatmyjunk: IS a star: Is your mom the awesome mom?! Cause that kind of made me tear up.

@Blairbarella: I am actually about to wrap up my first semester of grad school for Developmental Psych. So, I may not be the best person to ask for objective advice. I'm a little stressed and am currently procrastinating like it's my job. What kind of programs are you interested in?

@rosie.the.riveter: YAY FOR YOU!! That's awesome!

So, here's a fun time! I'm sitting in my room at 3:00 in the morning, when my roommate comes home with some guy from her night out. That's fine, whatever. BUT she then proceeds to apologize to him for our lack of a couch and tell him that the reason we don't have one is because her roommate (that's me!) said that she…

@FreudianNipSlip: Exorcism is definitely a thing, but it's a religious thing, not a psychological thing.

@FreudianNipSlip: Electric shock therapy? Although that's not nearly as controversial as it used to be. But it does have quite the checkered past.

@ScotchyScotch: RIGHT?!

@lalie (apologetic mess): Mine too! Maybe it's just an Irish thing.

Ha! My great-grandmother's nickname is Tiger too! And she's still living independently and doing just fine into her late 80's. So, maybe it's the nickname.

@haus_frau: Whatever! They could be the best of friends!

I am feeling super anxious for no apparent reason. What do y'all do to distract yourselves when you're feeling anxious? I've already tried watching episodes of Dexter, but I think the blood and murder was a bad choice. Suggestions?

@REALTALK: New drug? Is it just new to him, or is there some crazy new drug that I don't know about yet?

@ShaynaLK: That sounds awesome!