@danslesnuages: Run. Run far away.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: As long as he's not an undergrad in your department, I think it's fine. If he's in your department, that makes things a bit more complicated.

@Dr. Girlfriend: I ate my own weight in gluten free mac and cheese if it makes you feel better.

@katieupsidedown: My dog's name is Rufus too!!!

@DarlingGirl: I'm actually embarrassed to admit how much thought I've put into trying to figure out how one dresses like a peanut allergy for Halloween.

@sylphish: That's what I do now, mostly. The BF and I both swing dance, and it's way more fun than grinding ever was. Maybe instead of fighting grinding, we should just teach teenagers how to swing dance!

Honestly, I think the real travesty here is that grinding is the only kind of dancing that anyone knows how to do anymore.

@annieoakley: What about scrambled eggs? They're always a good option when chewing hurts.

I'm seriously mourning Alabama's loss, y'all. I need you bitches to make me feel better.

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): Sadly, I immediately knew the answer to this. And I'm not sure how to feel about that.

@likeskeletons: I think part of me just melted. :)

Ugh. You know what else sucks? It takes forever to get the stuff that you order. I got a great dress on Ideeli, which admittedly, I love, but it took 6 weeks to come in! Delayed gratification is stupid.

@OneBigPear: Ha! Boyfriend and I do this all the time! He's terrible with movies and actors, so he'll say, "You know that mo vie with the guy I like." Or something equally as vague, and I almost always know exactly what he's talking about.

@BuffySummers: I think it should be a high school graduation requirement. I mean, we require students to take Government and Economics but don't have a personal finance course. It doesn't make sense. It would be much more practical.

@SarsDoesntSave: You know young adults with huge sums of cash?! Are they unicorns?

@Canadarling: Ahh. I see. I actually thought, while I was watching the first movie, that I wish they'd done them as a mini-series instead so that they wouldn't have had to cut out so many details. I feel like if they'd slowed the story down a bit and included all of the intriguing details from the book, it could have…

@drunkexpatwriter: Mia Wasikowska! Love her! I think she could do the disturbed and hardened but slightly vulnerable thing amazingly well.

Wait. Am I correct in my reading of IMDB? Is there really a TV show based on these books too? Called Millennium? And if so, is it any good?

@cait98: I had to do the same thing last time I was at home. My mom is the *worst* about this. I finally just said, "Mom. If I gained 10 pounds, would you EVER speak to me this way?" She was appalled! Of course she wouldn't! "Then why would you talk about yourself like that? Half of my genetic material comes from you,…

@GunwallsLizzie: It's about the maids as well. But, yes, the white women do have story lines. There is a Junior League related plot line. I'm much more interested to know who they've cast as Aibileen (the main maid character).