What about when you have a printer but are too lazy to buy new ink cartridges. What does that mean?

@want-to-be-in-LA: I wish more people would be honest about how hard marriage is. I think American culture has sold this idea of "The One" like if you find the right person, everything will be sunshine and rainbows forever. Which, of course, is bullshit. Marriage is hard. It just is. No matter how much you love the…

@hfree: I have two pairs of these that I have loved since my freshman year in college (about 7 years). I have other trendier jeans that I wear when I'm particularly happy with my body, but on those days when nothing else seems to fit, my Long and Leans always do. Which is interesting considering that I am neither…

@sandu2342: Huh. That's funny because I read it as a catty, gossipy older Southern woman.

@Pizzarina Snooties: You can definitely make a significant difference in the gym. I signed up for a boot camp class to lose weight, but three months (and many, many squats) later my ass has doubled in size. Which is awesome since I didn't really have one before. I sometimes find myself checking out my own ass when I…

Go get 'em, kid! We'll miss you. But honestly, we're a loyal bunch of fucking dykes. You know we'll follow you wherever you go. Best of luck.

@Buggie: Hahaha. I want this to be true so, so badly. Because that doesn't look suspicious at all. Nope.

Wait. How exactly is Edward in FLORIDA?! Won't his sparklyness in the Sunshine state give him away?

@enwhyjezz: Betty Crocker actually makes a gluten free brownie mix now that is really good. Like, you forget they don't have gluten good.

Aww, man. I'm gluten intolerant so I can't be on #teamcake #teampie OR #teamdonut. I'll be over here sulking with my ice cream if anyone needs me.

@cassiemajestic: "Bless her heart. She tries so hard." - I use this regularly.

@Ipomoea: This makes me love you. Let's go to the mall everybody!

@gertymac: ha! I'm moving to Raleigh in 6 weeks, and this sticker made me laugh. :)

Plus! My dad lives there! And he's a man! See? Thematic.

@mocena: I love the idea of a dog named Norm. Animals with old man names are my fave.

@RudyWaltz: I LOVE when animals have people names. We had a cat when I was a kid name Dr. Bradshaw. He was named after John Bradshaw, a self-help author. At the time I thought it was totally normal, but looking back it's pretty hilarious.

@Kirsten McCrea: I paid $45/month when I was on BC and that's with insurance. I had to stop taking it because I just couldn't afford it anymore.

If I wore a skirt that short to the office, I'd definitely get glances from my boss. Not so sure that they'd be admiring, though.

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Run. away.

Pretended to like Nascar in order to sleep with a guy who had a Confederate flag tattoo. I kid you not.