@stacyinbean: Here ya go!

@ElleL: You just described my exact uniform. Only, replace jeans with slacks. (Slacks? Are we still using that word?) Anyway, everyday I basically wear dress pants or pencil skirt + top + cardigan + flats. Done. And most of my staples come from either Target, Old Navy or The Limited.

@Gnatalby: Well, there's no water breaks in the first 20 minutes of the 90 minute class. But that's more just because they don't want you to stop during the warm-up. After that you're encouraged to drink water whenever you'd like. Also, bikram is awesome. You should try it. :)

@bookling: So much word. WHEN DO THE IDINA MUSICAL NUMBERS START?!

@bookling: I think this is a valid point. Rachel knows that she's talented. That isn't the issue. What she doesn't know is that she's also attractive. She's been told so many times that she's a loser, that I think she genuinely believes it. That's why all Jesse had to do was give her a nasty backhanded compliment, and…

@Scoldy Lox: At least it's a pretty color. I'm okay with giant pictures if they're of totally covetable nail polish.

@Lau_Pow: Here you go. And no fear, I did NOT get it from Perez. I still can't figure out why they cut Lindsay.

@GeekChic: It is obligatory that every time there is a post about Girl Scout cookies, this clip be posted. Khaki Wishes and Cookie Dreams!!

@Sev: I'll go ahead and book a reservation for the emergency room. They take reservations, right?

Okay. Aside from the inherent awesomeness of this quote, can I just point out how nice it is to have a president who is actually capable of properly pronouncing the word nuclear? My standards, they are low.

@J.D. Papillon: And that would be awesome. Can I come?!

@austen_g: And inject botulism into their foreheads!

@Polly Pocket: You know an actual person who spends two hours per day on pubic hair maintenance?! I am amazed by this.

@lalaland13: THIS. My brain is a scary place to be, and I really don't want to give my panic and depression issues to a child. It just seems wrong.

@applejuice: I'm a big believer in just providing beer and wine. No liquor. Free liquor gets people in trouble.

@Lizabelle: Um, and how in the hell is the dress shop owner supposed to know which prom they were buying a dress for?

I made this point in a previous match-up, but I feel it bears repeating...

Fun fact: Joslyn James will also be dancing at a local strip club in Atlanta while Tiger is playing at the Masters.

How can I get my hair to look like the Jezebel icon's? Soft, pretty shiny curls... ::sigh:: I realize that's she's animated, but I want her hair.

@NewsBunny: This is my problem, too! I mean, I workout almost every day. This means that I must wash my hair almost every day. I really just don't see another option.