@Snacky_Onassis: Oh, God. THE CLOTHES!!!

@the glamwich: These are mine, but in purple. :)

@HereComesMyBaby: Oh, dear. I had a guy try to hit on me at the bar recently with the opening line, "I like the whole glasses look that you're rocking." As if my glasses were just some cute accessory or affectation that I'd adopted for the night. No, dear, this is what I always look like.

@the glamwich: Straight talk. Men hit on me when I have my glasses on all the damn time. But that's probably because my glasses are freaking awesome.

WAIT JUST ONE BLAZING MINUTE. My last name is Sibley. I wear fabulous spectacles AND I have a lone dimple. How in the blue-blazed HELL did I not ever know about this Carney character and her fabulousness?! I feel the need to seek out these books immediately. If only for the sake of my neglected inner-child.

@BelleBreezing: What about pie ala mode? Huh? Ice cream is such a flip-flopper.

@WashingMyHair (stopped Questioning Everything): I don't really understand why she would even want to be on the show. She wasn't funny or willing to really play along, and she didn't appear to be promoting anything. So...why?

@roseylivesonaboat: This makes me kind of sad. I want to come to the UK and hold a lunch and learn seminar where we'll makes smores, funfetti cupcakes and grasshopper pie. Then perhaps you'll share with me whatever a Victorian sponge is. Cultural exchange has never been so delicious!

@RStewie: Hanging out with Team Ice Cream in a delicious, gooey union of peace, love and rainbows.

@sallysparrow: ::Sigh:: I miss the Pie Hole.

@Penny: There is some sort of gala event for which Samantha wears a fabulous gold dress of which I am very envious. Also, she seems to flirt with a very handsome and rakish young man.

@Belladonna77: Responsibility! Yay! Although, dude, 5 a.m.? Ouch.

I take my pills, bc and Lexapro, actually, (Amanda Seyfried's just like meeee) everyday at 10 p.m. no matter where I am. Whether that be the bar, a party, a friend's house or my bed. In fact, I have an alarm set on my Blackberry. Sometimes I even yell "PILLS!" when it goes off. Because it makes me laugh. So, yeah, i…

*Squeee!* Um, also, this is what my babies will look like unless I get some dominant genes up in here.

All I know is that baby is fucking adorable. Seriously. Give it.

I think she's incredible, and her players and their parents should be thrilled. I mean, how many high school football teams can say that their head coach played professional football. Not very many. I hope she has an awesome season!

@Cimorene: Plus, Golden Girls is just so much more awesome than anything ever. So, there's that.

@DramaClub: I am actually, legitimately offended that they are allowed to say "erection" on television, but they aren't allowed to say "vagina." So, basically, WTF?!

@Algernon: Oh. I was amazed at how negatively some of my gay friends responded when I came out as Bi. Many of them refuse to except it as an authentic sexual identity. I expected them to be *more* open and accepting because of their sexual orientation, but alas, I found many of them to be less so. Surprisingly,…

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: And i think of this. Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, HEART!