Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

Khan may be a great businessman, but he’s demonstrating a lack of understanding of this game. Trading Ramsey now to a contender willing to overpay is their only viable option because the thing that is straining their relationship isn’t money, it’s Tom Coughlin.  Unless Khan is planning on firing Coughlin this…

“What did I miss?”

I like when all the fake fucking Christians just go hang out together.  Don’t bother my ass none.

From the Guardian piece linked:

two words: Jay Paterno

Remind me again what the acceptable number of children getting easily preventable serious brain injuries at baseball games?

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

If you’re the Raiders, now is your prime chance to make a killing selling “Vobody’s Burfict” shirts for $15 a pop to your remaining 10,000 idiot fans.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Too soon. Richie already had a place picked out to display the head and not getting it isn’t sitting well with him.

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

Good.  Fucking.  Riddance.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.