I really needed this tonight.

I really hope they can make their relationship turn around.

I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

I’m not a loser.

He hurts worse than when his heart literally gave up, five years ago; worse than when his mom deteriorated past the point of being able to recognize him; worse than when he watched so many family members pass away.

I can easily imagine them telling Alton Brown to knock it off with all of the science stuff and telling Chopped to only put normal everyday ingedients in their baskets. Before long every show would only be about putting frozen dinners in the microwave and opening up a can of Mountain Dew.

He looks like the first person to be eaten in a Jurassic Park movie 

It started with her saying it’d be a nice thing for me to do for her going-away.

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

I know it’s pointless in 2019 to rail against the complete fucking idiocy of companies that buy concerns doing good work and then rape, pillage, and inevitably leave them for dead once they’ve sucked away their lifeblood instead of just making their own shitty product, but I hope y’all kick and scream and bloody…

Stick to politics, Barry. Nobody wants to read about a team that wasn’t good enough for Philly or KC.

Did somebody say, “Rally idiot”?

The only good apology would be if he stood in the Octagon and let the old Dubliner deliver a couple revenge punches. I’d sign up for a UFC PPV for just that.

This kind of fawning coverage should well serve to teach McGregor a lesson.  I’m sure we’ve seen the last of his violent outbursts now.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Was it at least TB12 brand cocaine?

We deserve a 3-13 season to see what Bengals and Browns fans have to go through.

That tastes like an old German!

A Premium Lager?!