At what point do we see an NFL head coach smoking crystal meth during a game? I call 2025 at the latest.

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

In the good ol days, earl weaver would’ve kicked davis’ ass and then fined him for insubordination. 

I give the guy a little credit for caring enough about a benching at this point to fight his manager over it. 

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

How deeply she must loathe this nebbish-ass morherfucker. Or has the loathing gradually given way to a comfortable indifference?

HEY NOW! No need to generalize us.

In fairness, Pompei introduced the section that included the sleeplessness/caffeine chugging and the childbirth by calling Gase a “maniac.”

Am I the only one who mutes his phone at night to avoid calls/texts/messages from psychos like this?

before you get all crazy with his commitment as a coach it’s actually a tape of her fucking the guy from the front desk from the last road trip

I sleep 8 hours a night, spend time with my wife, don’t answer e-mails off hours and I’ve NEVER been fired by the Dolphins.
Check and mate, shitbrains.

Fuck Pompei for acting like this is a normal, good thing & fuck Gase for being THAT asshole boss who doesn’t leave his employees alone ever. The fact that he’s a mediocre coach just adds the cherry on the shit sundae.

I’ve gone the other way. I sleep 13 hours a night and I’m in the office max 3.5 hours a day. Two naps in the afternoon. I’m crushing it—average performance reviews two times running, honorary mention for best lunch co-host for recruits.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

cool story bro

That’s because we 1.) Still miss our Uncle Charles, ya’ll. 2.) Still wonder what we gonna do, when judgement comes for us.

Yes, but you also didn’t get to clutch your pearls like jrh did

I downloaded it and created an account with a fake name and disposable email address. It asked me for my location, which I denied. It asked me to allow notifications, which I denied. It never asked me for access to my contacts. I got my free JBC code and the code for baconator fries with mobile order without giving…

Not sure what phone you are using, but on the iPhone, you need to allow Wendys access to your location and notifications. It makes no mention of accessing your contacts and AFAIK can’t unless you grant it permission.