Somewhere, Jon Gruden is scribbling ideas into his playbook...

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Are there scouts for competitive eating? If so, do they go to the Golden Corral off Westwood Avenue?

Imagine having a life so miserably sad that you have to humblebrag online about the time twenty-two years ago you threw a twelve-year-old out of a game in Akron, Ohio, and are astonished at the adoration that people have for the greatest basketball player of all time.

I’m kinda hoping this is true and you've held a grudge for twenty years about the way a teenager acted in an AAU game. That would be very entertaining to me.

This story doesn’t make you out to be the hero you imagine.   

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Mr Bayless???

You sound like you have erectile dysfunction. Does it make you feel good bullying high school kids?

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

From what I read, after the game, he actually fucking was stupid enough to say in an interview that he was throwing high and up at him to send a message because of how Dietrich pimped his home runs a few months ago. That in combination with how pitchers on both of these teams LOVE to plunk each others’ batters likely…

His name’s not actually on the back of the jersey, that’s just a comic book sound effect.

“I’ll give you a goddamn crick in your goddamn neck . . .”

To be fair, Puig is the type of player to be involved in a brawl despite not being on either team.

That’s a web gem.

Landing on some bloated south siders probably would have been softer. 

‘Confirmation that Benioff and Weiss didn’t bother, even in the text within the text, to consider why, say, Sam, who both stole from the Citadel and took a wife, is now a grand maester.’

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

And everyone else was punished

Don’t blame the drunk golfer. Blame Gary in 23C for yelling “GET IN THE HOLE!!” for four hours.