and I will feel like a real horse’s ass

Who The Hell Knows How This Ends, But At Least It’s Not Without A Fight

Counterpoint:

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it. 

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

Some would say that he had a cannon for an arm. 

Nursultan Nazarbayev had a pretty good slider, or as he decreed it to be renamed, the Nazarbayev.

This is a killer comment.

Wasn’t expecting you to invoke the name of Achilles - what a heel turn.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

you motherfucker

In the top of the twelfth inning, when *Mike Piazza appears to have thrown out a would-be base stealer*, the umpire signals that Piazza interfered with the batter.

Nope. Ball is mishandled and goes into center field.

Great read. Hugo Chavez???

Fucking spoilers. The worst part is they leaked the celebration photo too so you know it’s true.

El decapitano

This poor Greek kid discovered the dangers of being a ball boy today

I’m on a waiting list as we speak. God willing, I should be getting my own tick-derived meat allergy sometime in mid-August...

You wouldn’t be ordering the Impossible Burger because it has soy in it, so this wouldn’t affect you at all. You would order the beef and that’s what you’d get. They didn’t substitute Impossible for Beef. They didn’t have any Impossible.

“which is becoming more popular”

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…