To illustrate his point, VanVleet jumped on the sticks and played his newborn in NBA2k, beating him a solid 114 to 98.

Kind of hope he goes back to missing all his shots and has to resort to publicly retracting this statement.

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

“The Bruins will have a chance to close out the series in St. Louis on Sunday.” Typical NHL ignoring the rules to help Boston. 

Hey, I’m all in favor of Bruins fans attacking each other with harpoons. That would make for a lovely Saturday evening.

The fact that the team chose that moment to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme makes this so much better.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

These Warrior players need to gut through these injuries and stop being so shellfish

KD looks like a black civil war general. 

Breaking

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

I, for one, am shocked- shocked!- that Steve Blass missed the mark.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

My username legally requires me to like this post. Although, I still don’t understand why they would need an exterminator to get rid of beads.

Bees?????

They’ve got a strong social media presence.  There’s truly a lot of buzz around them.

That’s what they use for their sting operations.

I bet the unit is corrupt and racist.