I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

Never forget their sacrifice

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Thank you for your (customer) service!  3 stars.

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

McCutchen engaging in an earnest rundown, instead of just accepting the double play while glaring angrily at his teammate, makes what happened all the more painful

I see you’ve played swordy- ropey before!

I see you’ve played ropey-swordy before!

Some sort of sword attached to a rope or rubber band? That sounds dangerous!

“Thieves in Australia, beware”

I can’t be trusted

Remember what has happened here.

If you want to see what white privilege looks like, this guy is it. A complete and total piece of shit, racist, violent, misogynistic, attacks and bullies literally everyone he can find, yet NFL teams actively seek him out for their roster.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

On the one hand, this is a fairly harmless and funny prank. On the other hand, this guy runs a parody Steve Berthiaume account for some reason. 

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

He’s great under pressure. The killa Pascal.

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin