+1 Spinning piledriver

It’s a shame ketamine is on the drugs of abuse list.  Four years in Sacramento would make anyone depressed enough to deserve a prescription.

Because by their nature PEDs directly threaten the integrity of the sport itself. Getting high on an off-day doesn’t.

Why are “drugs of abuse” treated more harshly than PEDs by a sports league? Also LSD is not a drug of abuse.

Tim’s absence from this discussion is unsettling.

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

Glad to see that the Deadspin staff was able to secure half-day Fridays in the latest round of collective bargaining.

Dude, you’re forgetting a Dell!

3.   Being hit by a car delivering curry.

4.   Eddy Curry

Cosmo be like:

Alexandre’s nickname is “Good Boy” which, as a large Golden Retriever American, must have confused Northcutt.

I hope you mean the Point Break remake.  Because he is 0% Swayze, or we’d be seeing a lot more roundhouses.  

Yep, I feel like this is a pleasant way to close off my internet day. Nothing but music and drinkin’ until basketball starts tonight.

Very similar to my own play-by-play during sex, back in the aughts.  When I last had sex.

This is perfect.

The angry short man with the mohawk who voted for Brexit. 

Just another egregious example of how replay is ruining the game. Back in the day, the fan would have been allowed to keep watching uninterrupted.

And here I thought I was the only one who valiantly tries to inspire my co-workers by screaming obscenities at them following my own accomplishments.

See, HR? When I yelled, “Eat shit, Craig!” after our boss agreed with a point I made in a meeting, it was an inside thing.

This is definitely the second-worst televised “fuck you” San Diego has ever witnessed.

Barb-aro.