He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

He’s 51, the same age I was the day I was diagnosed colon cancer. I’m not boasting, but I handled my worst day slightly better than Steve-O up there.

No as we all know only the #1 pick can ever be good, noone drafted later has ever panned out ever

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Ageism my ass. I was a young person once and if present (old) me met past (young) me, present me would slap some goddamned sense into past me. It comes with the territory.

But the Patriots have also always claimed that illegal recordings aren’t a big deal. It’s a real pickle.

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.

Why do you assume his parents didn’t care enough to help him? 

So many bartenders are alcoholics. Not all, but it sure makes it easier to put up with the drunks.

Tiger Woods is dating a manager in his restaurant?? Like, she still has to go into work every day and make schedules?

You should have asking him to solve the Ray Lewis Equation:

[reads headline]

“When my dragons are grown we will take back what was stolen from me. We will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”

Yeah, in general I think sports would be better without replay, but they should stop beating this dead horse. 

To be honest I thought it was really nice that you thought the billionaire wasn’t going to beat your state’s constitution. I never believed it, but for a few days it was nice to see someone else have faith in a system.

I hate replay as much as anybody, but this seems a really odd place to make that case since if this had been any other race the horse would have been DQ'd, the jockey would have been suspended, nobody ever would have appealed, and the Stewards would have only looked at the film as a formality.

Some would describe this kind of anticlimactic result as more evidence that video replay is a scourge which must be eradicated across sports; others, arguing an opposing view, are weenies.

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