Hahaha! It’s statistically insignificant so fuck these innocent people who suffered easily preventable life-altering tragedies!

‘Yeah, but what did his blood cells do to deserve what his spleen is going to do to them?’

Meanwhile, Richie Incognito was chagrined to see the decapitation was unsuccessful.

As long as he can still play. Otherwise they can pretend to take a stand against domestic violence.

You’re not wrong

The real question, judging from that picture, is how far has Gladwell gone down the Cosmo Kramer rabbit hole?? Now that looks like a serious rabbit hole!

“I can’t see straight.”

+1 minute

It’s not Joe Pa’s fault — after spending 10,000 hours ignoring the issue, he had become so good at it as to be second nature.

whoops

Nobody was down on O.J. Simpson until after the Naked Gun movies came out either

Amazing

This just totally reminded me that I need to go back and finish watching ‘The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience’ on Netflix.

‘a group that currently features only four names: Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, and Alfonso Soriano. Not bad company for a 21-year-old.’

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.

Dan Snyder is indeed a visionary, in that he is the only person who envisions a successful Redskins franchise where Dan Snyder is still the owner.

She’ll probably be alright as long as she can stay at least 6 feet away from him, in any event.