Adam Shefter is definitely the hard seltzer of sports reporters, so this makes sense on that level.

“Tsitsipas did earn his second time violation, which came with a point penalty”

DeMarcus then broke his wrist hanging up the phone, and 9 months from now, his whole arm will fall off.

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

They could have pretended they were an NFL team giving him a head coaching job and shown that interaction, that would have been priceless.

Would she also put the Mountain Dew in the microwave first?

So now we know what Brady will do when he eventually retires from football — buy rum from the Cubans to keep his casinos stocked with booze during Prohibition.

Hey Jimbo, in the off-chance you actually read this site or have the slightest grasp of what has made it popular, it is definitely not “sticking to sports,” as you’ve apparently told the staff based on The Daily Beast article linked above, you fucking donut. That would be like buying the Food Network and telling them…

As Conor himself later said in the interview, Ariel is supposed to be a FOOKIN REDHEADED WHII WOMAN NOW, INNIT SHE?!?

If there were any justice in this world, this idiot would be sentenced to race the Fridge, or the Freeze, or possibly both consecutively, or consecutively followed by both at once (if he can win both races), but they’re like flashing red and faster than they were before

See now, Antonio Brown would be immune in this particular situation.

Well I stand corrected. Joey Chestnut must really be an athlete, as he claims.

Oh man. The Os gonna let their opponents take out their teammates with popups now?? If I’m pitching for the Os (and I could be, pretty sure they’re fielding their team based on whoever shows up to the field now), I’m plunking someone for that disrespect.

I love how the default tackling attempt in the 70s was to try to rip the ball carrier’s head off his body. Having played men’s club for a long time, I’m glad that is no longer legal.

Bo Bichette Had A Perfect First Week As A Blue Jay

Oh, he knows damn well why we was released. He’s just not going to tell you. #stopSnitching

While they may make us fans safer, the nets definitely negatively impact your view of the game. I mean, you would be surprised at how many dolphins get caught in those things.

Come on man, that’s a completely disingenuous response. The A.V. Club, your sister site, has been reviewing shows and movies really well for a really long time, and they always post a spoiler warning even in cases where it’s clear the plot details will be discussed in great details, like the GoT recaps. The internet…

So Gary’s mad, presumably because he lost everything, and then you jump him also? That’s cold, man

I salute your thorough knowledge of Erdogan’s futbol career/loyalties.