“I’d hate to see what happens if he’s ever getting booed and losing 6-1 in a game that matters.”

What’s in it for the Mets? Are they trying to win now or something?

I think the one rider was trying to just direct the other guy into this moron, which should be an automatic yellow jacket.

Tintin in Africa and Tintin in America are two of the most racist things I’ve ever read. The CGI movie that came out a few years back was suprisingly entertaining though.

Yeah, you completely missed the point. ESPN has a “non-political” approach, yet you immediately recognize Cain as a conservative personality. Meanwhile, Jemele Hill and others have been punished for espousing different points of view. ESPN is in fact fine with being political as long as it is in line with their…

I go to hospitals, sometimes for a fortnight

I sometimes absent-mindedly turn on ESPN radio on my drive home because that time slot used to be graced by Le Batard and then Bomani Jones, and then hear that shitheel Will Cain for about 2 seconds before I change the station. Cain, by the way, is not ‘not political’ either, he’s a fucking GOP shill. Kudos to Dan,…

game, set, match, facw

There is an alarming dearth of Tintin references around here. Hats off to you, sir

This headline would be so much better if only his name were Chris Haddock

We will always need human umpires as well, to clean the robots calling the games.

Indeed, this article makes no mention of the IM he sent her the morning of his resignation: ‘I ain’t a killer but don’t push me/ Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy, Kim’

And left alone on a desert island?

That’s the nicest thing anyone said to me all day

It’s no wonder his plane ended up in the Hudson

It’s gotta be near the top if she says no

buildings are ppl too

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

My favorite moon landing was when they tried to ship that poor man with the learning disability and AIDS there to prevent him from taking down any more presidencies or fighting for equal rights. BUT HE SHOWED THEM

Jesus, is this the same Gary from work?? You can’t seem to shake that fucking guy