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Soup R Crackers
SoupRCrackers1

she'd gotten her English degree from a superior university and had no idea who Melville was.

Dear the entire Catholic church,

Please do not ever open your fucking mouth ever fucking again on the topics of decency, dignity, or morality, until you stop sheltering child rapists and child torturers from the rule of secular law. You are a morally bankrupt institution. It doesn't matter how many hungry people you

Hey man, decent markdowns on home improvement supplies are not easy to come by. There's a reason I have "Lowe's Rocks!!!" tattooed on my ass.

This is the trouble with many feminist theories- It doesn't take fact into account.

You think being fat is unhealthy? You must be body shaming! Oh, wait, I guess biology is predisposed against obesity. Does that make nature a body shamer?

Weapons, especially missiles, are phallic, therefore men are bad! Yes, that's

I'm mostly just shocked that only 1 of her 15 idols was herself.

The JustJared website gave me cancer.

Curious? How many of those 20-somethings do you think are using you because you are older and have a more stable job and higher income then the hotter guys in her own age bracket? Because, lets face it, at 30-something most men aren't in their sexual prime and most likely you are being used for your

Are you a Nigierian prince who needs a foreign national to help him collect his inheritance? 'Cuz you write like one.

ZOMG the troll actually said "If you have wealth like me..." !!!

SO FUZZY AND SNUGGLY! I WANT TO KISS THE LITTLE FEETS!!!

Nothing wrong with some body hair.

It's true - women can't conduct as well as men can.

IIIIII dunno, maybe I've spent too much time on Jezebel, but it's not on me to educate every ignorant person that I interact with or hear about. Farrah is not what I would consider underprivileged; she has resources at her disposal, if she chooses to lie about the creation of her sex tape instead of Googling

I have one! She has not found any truffles but can sniff out a pizza crust a mile away! This is Sola

Seriously! And they behave like all wedding problems stem from something THE BRIDE DID WRONG. I'm also planning a wedding (13 days and counting, I'm oddly calm...). All the fights are over the stupidest things, the things that are blithely listed in the "things you are allowed to asks your guests" section as if no one

I assume littlefoot is trolling because no one can possibly think that a store not carrying your rather unusual shoe size is the same as the fat-shaming in the incident above.

It's insane how there has been an explosion of published and repackaged Twilight fanfiction. I nearly bought one yesterday that sounded interesting before I saw an Amazon review that said it had started out life as another Bella and Edward fic. For fuck's sake, publishing. This needs to stop. Twilight itself was

The song starts with the lyrics "When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay" and goes on to tell his story and perception of "gayness". So I don't think Macklemore was attempting to make a "gay anthem" or speak for the LGBT community. The fact that the song became a hit and resonated with people speaks to