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Snark on the Internet, by Sugarhill '05

An ex-roommate of mine killed one of my pets once. In a horrible way. Later he went to jail for terrorizing a girlfriend of his. And later I learned that he was abusing the girlfriend he has when we were living together. The point being... animal abuse really is a sign that there is something fundamentally wrong with…

i wasted my heels-years on high school because i'm an idiot and now they just hurt too goddamn much to wear unless they're a wedge with a relatively flat platform

Yea, it's just so sad that all these Asian people are getting plastic surgery to look white.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

At first I thought this was a warped image of Simon Cowell and I was terrified...

For me it's always been Lisa Simpson- I was already well into being a vegetarian but I had no idea why. I was also a bookworm and kind of a nerdy kid who felt left out of almost everything, specially family & school stuff, when I first started watching the simpsons. The episode where Lisa becomes vegetarian really…

BITCH DON'T STEAL MY LOOK

A couple years ago my 9-year-old stepdaughter asked for a "pink fairy armadildo" and her dad and I almost crashed the car laughing.

TW racism. This is not a troll. This guy is for real. (FYI: this is a public Facebook post, so I'm not doxing him.)

My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

Or, you know, it could be a well-written, hilarious,engrossing show with one of the best, no, ONLY ensemble female casts, ever. I fail to see the problem with the behaviors she's complaining about from the "wildly racist tropes". The black people say they like fried chicken while acknowledging the stereotype; I don't…

"The project is set at a women’s college that, for the first time in its history, begins accepting men."

RAMDALF.

Am I the only one who sides with the cute-ass Ram? Kinda wish we hand those to keep the bikes in my city in line.

We believe that women should be treated with respect.

Will they be effective if worn backwards when you have diarrhea?