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If Dominic Monaghan gave me his cell phone number, we undoubtedly do a lot of texting about second breakfast and third breakfast.

BY SAYING MY TRUE NAME YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME HERE!

Basically Hugo Schwyzer wormed his way into feminist spaces and used white feminists as a shield against criticism for his racism from WoC. WoC complained, Hugo blackballed and harassed them, and the WoC were labelled troublemakers for making a fuss.

This quote does more to dismantle choice-feminism than so many others.

Jessica Coen cannot, in fact, name him, because as everyone knows if you say Hugo Schwyzer three times he shows up in your house and insists that the real gender problem in the world today is women not being nice enough.

A guide to understanding Hugo Schwyzer:

Seriously. No sending suggestive emails asking if there's "ANYTHING" you can do to raise your grade or hanging around at the end of male profs classes to see if you can score points by giggling or flirting. Bonus points if TA's count as "professors" too. I wish I could say these were things I have not seen with…

Do you know what's maybe the most bummer-est bummer of all? My wonderful smart beautiful older daughter just turned 12, and she's old enough to take public transit by herself if she wants to, but I had to tell her, adult men are going to masturbate right next to you and seriously feel you up. And say gross stuff to…

"After my first Sports Illustrated cover, I felt terrible about myself for a solid month. Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something. I'm not a toy, I'm a human. I'm not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your…

Excuse me? No one else is raising my kid but myself and my husband. Just because a child goes to daycare does not mean the parents do not raise the child. Where are you getting this ridiculous idea? We are the ones still responsible for educating, feeding, clothing, and teaching my child.

Ooop. Here we go...

He's literally like what would happen if a Ken doll came to life—he'd be physically perfect and hot, but you'd have to explain every little simple thing to him, like how he can't eat hair and how corn dogs aren't for his feet.

More like SANTORUM RUINS THE COMMUNAL SHOWER EXPERIENCE! HAHA!

ps. 2006

My favorite part is when Northern Californians try so hard to convince themselves that they are less crazy than people from Southern California.

So ... let me get this straight. On August 4th, women are shallow because they only admire women that society has deemed attractive, as opposed to women who have accomplishments.

On all other days, the only thing David Hookstead feels it relevant to critique women based on their appearances and not their…

Piper does make me cringe (and I'm a white woman, for the record), but I really enjoy seeing her regularly being taken down a peg. Like it's true that Tricia (blonde girl w/ cornrows) calls Piper "College" and asks for help with her appeal, but later Tricia and Taystee say to Piper's face that they want to kill her in…

I've got to disagree. I think it would be worth sticking with it. One of the things I admire about the show is how it starts very much from Piper's point of view — all the other inmates are scary, violent, and "other"... and then gradually you start to find the humanity of all of them, and you start to find out some…

Holy shit, crazy eyes looks so damn normal in street clothes.