This is all I see.

Hahaha. My dog punches people in the butt. If you're leaning over to do something and he wants something else instead, he'll get a running start and LEAP and punch your butt.

My ex gave me Beelzebub once, but it really was not that bad. I had no symptoms and did not discover it until I had my annual physical. My doctor sent me home with a bottle of consecrated hosts that I had to take for a week and I was pretty much good to go after that.

Good lord. Is this part of the other woman's property line? I know with my parents' house, the bit of yard outside of the fence was still theirs. If that's the case, she's stealing and is basically a horrible horrible person.

I see a lot of folks complaining about BCoops hair. I don't think you realize the amount of work that went into achieving this look:

Ain't that the truth. I'm 6'1 and have been called 'masculine, unattractive, huge, big, ugly, gigantic' etc etc. on and on. I've had people who didn't bother remembering my name so they just call me Jolly Green instead. I've been told I was too tall to be taken seriously and not 'wife material' solely because I'm…

I'm in love with you for posting this! My daddio is 6'6 and getting to be an old guy and the pressure on his joints from being so tall means he can't fly out to see me at all anymore. Ever.

We are all going to get cancer. What else is new? I am so proud to be tall. It is such a weird thing to be proud of since you have nothing to do with it but I love it! When I was younger I was like 5'9'' but the time I was 10 yrs old and I worried that boys wouldn't like me because I would be too intimidating. …

Penn and Teller have been there, done that, with an excellent episode of Bullshit.

Oh so you're saying that Erik Segel did NOT have a crush on me in 5th grade?

I have only ever been with uncircumcised dick (I'm European, it's not a 'thing' there, or in most other parts of the world), so I find the thought of a circumcised one a slight turn-off. I'm sure I'd get over it, though.

I know you guys keep trying to push this "fuck anything that moves" agenda for whatever reason. And if that's what you want, then by all means, keep doing what you do. But for some of us, monogamy is not some sort of restraining idea. I'm monogamous because I love the person I'm with and I honestly don't want to be…

This means women really can Have It All!

Guys. There is nothing progressive about the Pope. I'm sorry.

Warning: Super Long. Sorry.

If teens hear about something, they'll feel compelled to try it. This is also why abstinence-only education works so well.

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I thought that it's going to be about martial arts moves involving handbags... Or a handbag version of the good old Roman tortoise formation. Oh well...

How I've survived in the corporate world:

This is the most majestic garment I have ever seen. Must resist impulse purchase...