COME AT ME, BRO!

Jesus H. Chris, pluquaa. I'm just trying to decide if you were drunk when you left this comment or not drunk enough.

I know I am really supposed to ignore the MRA trolls, but I am feeling sassy and I can't resist.

Can we address the real elephant in the room? The one shaped like three Jewish boys from NY who were doing hip hop and all sorts of neat shit long before Macklemore?

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

When my husband pulls his shirt off at night, I still get a bit weak in the knees, even after almost 6 years together. He would say he's a bit fatty and far removed from a movie star six pack, but I think he's perfect.

Can we make it clear that the husband in Love Actually is CHIWETEL EJIOFOR?! Why would you ever think about leaving him?

That's about 4 inches taller than I thought he was! I mentally picture him as some kind of a woodsprite on Rumspringa.

Saw this yesterday. Made this face:

Jeez, liberals, make up your mind. First you're whining about minorities being underrepresented, then, when someone finally makes an ad representing the underprivileged minority population at Howard you get all up in arms...

"No" also means "Bork"

I mean... you do realize the irony of saying this on this article, right? Here we have a man who is vicariously in the position of getting all the free sex he wants from straight men, and the whole experience left him so shaken that he had to quit just after 2 hours and decided to write a huge ass post about it on…

Is there really much of a correlation between height and likelihood of sexually assaulting somebody? What makes somebody a predator is intent, not how tall they are. Short guys = / = automatically "safe." That's basically like saying all guys wish they could rape you, but the weak ones just would never be able to…

What the actual fuck? Did you really just compare adopting children to acquiring a dog? All you have demonstrated with your comment is that you appear to know very little about adoption.

Am I the only one that thinks that Alex Trebek is a pretentious, patronizing, prick? He always has to throw in nasty little comments about how poorly someone is doing, or how idiotic he thinks their answer was.

The expression on her face is the exact expression you get when someone starts sticking their finger in your butt juuust a little and you're surprised but a little confused and trying to decide if you should go with it or make them stop immediately.

Oh, I get it — she's DEAD, therefore she's SEXY! Oh, wow much original very misogyny

ARE WE BRINGING BACK 'TEH' I VOTE YES ON THIS

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