"I can't imagine how you're still standing up. I think I would die." - Gwyneth to a woman who had lost her son.

She did something stupid, not wrong. I understand what was intended by that comment but it turned into grist for the "both sides do it" fallacy of racial bigotry, and I'm glad MHP is doing everything she can to walk it back.

Dear everyone losing their minds on this article: fuck you. Short jokes are still funny. I will continue to make short jokes. "Heightism" is not a thing. Eat a big old smelly dick.

PS. Do you think if the two of them had a kid, it would produce the Littlest Who in Whoville?
PPS. So, is Bruno Mars Mattel's attempt to…

You're making him sad!

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Here is an actual FB post of mine from a few months ago—

As a crafter I must thank you for this awesome inspiration.

I've had the craziest week and this just made me laugh so hard. Thank you.

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It was me! I wasn't going to, but I learned from Duck Dynasty that people have free speech rights! Which means you get to say whatever dumbass thing you want and no one can say or do anything about it!

I commented on one of those. Something to the effect of "Oh great, a new way to let your impressionable daughter know she's a piece of property! She "belongs" to her father until he decides to let someone pork her? Great way to let a young woman know her worth!"

Selena cancelling some dates to have alone time doesn't necessarily mean a bad thing. I mean, that's what I do when I get a new dildo I really like.

Please, let common sense prevail here. The world is not required to conform to your specific religious beliefs. Especially when said beliefs are contrary to gender equality.

I think my biggest issue with this term, lately, is that feminists who believe that nudity in performance art is often not empowering are automatically called slut-shamers. Neither staying covered up nor letting it all hang out are final solutions to empowerment, but both are valid in their own way. And that's what a…

The nice thing about being a dude at a pantsless book club is that you don't have to worry about losing your bookmark.

I have a buddy who is an absolutely phenomenal photographer, and is actually published for his work. The thing that really blows my mind though is how good he is at seeing a photograph opportunity. That is, he knows when NOT to take a photo as much as when to take a photo.

Ha, I'd have to find someone who is 6'8" for that to work, too, not that I'm comfortable walking in 4" heels or anything. My boyfriend is about an inch shorter than me, and he can twirl me just fine.

I'm a widow, thanks. I'm not interested in "coupling" which is an atrocious term. You are certainly entitled to think I'm wrong, but I'm not taking responsibility for "losing you."

If you've never been a tall woman, you can't possibly understand what it's like to have short guys haw haw hawing at you about how they…

Well I'm 6'3" and I'm usually taller than everyone I know. I would definitely date men shorter than me, but as a tall woman when you do find a guy who is shorter and seems okay they dating someone taller they usually end up being jerks With Napoleon complexes. Most men who are shorter don't want to date anyone taller…

I got engaged in early November. Surprise: it was a SURPRISE. Even with feminism marching forward, proposals are still mostly initiated by men—but the hate always seems to be woman-on-woman, even though it was likely not our choice to be lumped in with a "season."

Woman-on-woman infighting is encouraged because it…