In all seriousness, though, I got SO UPSET when I first started blogging and people were so durned mean about it. And then I got over it. Because I stopped looking.

A harsh word here can fully ruin my day.

In addition to robbing sweet young girls who've been sexually molested of the thing that helps them recover, there's a lot of neocolonialism in the anti-religious atheism. "Religion" is not just the Catholic Church, or Christianity, or even the 5 major world religions. Religion includes the faiths of different Native…

Okay, that made me laugh. Mostly because she clearly didn't want to bother Matt Damon or propose marriage or fuck up the shoot. It started out as a fun day out and as obstacles popped up it turned into a quest of "we have invested this much of our time and dignity into seeing Matt Damon and by God WE WILL SEE MATT…

This is one of the nice things about the internets - getting to realize you are not a freak about something! Seriously, in our culture there is so much built up around orgasms and how mindblowing, phenomenal and amazing they are - but it's simply not possible for that to be the case for everybody. Because I know the…

Yeah, but not everyone comes easily. I sure don't. Unless I'm using a vibrator (which sure, I have integrated into sex sometimes) it takes me for-freaking-ever to climax. And my husband is awesome, so trust me when I say we've tried plenty of things. I've reached the point where I'm totally fine just having sex and…

YES! You know who can give me mind blowing orgasms? Me, thats who. Everything about the spouse makes me tingly, his smell, his floppy hair, his glasses, the way he looks at me when he is feeling mwrowly, the way he kisses me, that curve from his lower back to his butt and rolling around in bed (or on the kitchen…

I think instead of faking there's nothing wrong with being overly vocal (overacting) what does feel good.

I agree with the theory behind this, HOWEVER...

I know we're not supposed to, but I can't help but look at his crotch-area in every photo. I've been conditioned.

Since I was basically accused of misogyny yesterday for smack talking Rachel Bilson's (hopefully fake) neck tats, I would like to go on the record as saying that I am an equal opportunity hideousness-by-choice-hater: Bieber's tattoos are among the most wretched ink I have ever seen on a celebrity, if not the worst.

"But the subtext of domination, rape, humiliation, hurt or even killing that is now woven into much available pornography"

I am all for the responsible and consensual use and production of porn, but I will admit that even since I started surfing for the stuff back in the AOL/Prodigy days, it has escalated drastically. Even on non-porn sites like the PirateBay, you get banner ads for 'brutal,' gagging, violent porn. It's really…

There is no makeup in the world that's "healthy" to sleep in, let alone actively good for your skin and eyelashes. This reminds me of the sudden occurrence of "overnight hair balms." Way to find a new way to sell us stuff, I guess.

"all in all you're just a man I don't want to bone"

I have not listened to the song. But I immediately put the lyrics to the tune of Another Brick in the Wall. Hey! Sexist! Leave that hole alone.

I've never been able to tell what an "ugly" baby looks like. They don't all look alike or anything, they just all look like babies. They're all pretty cute. Actually any really young thing is cute. Bats, fish, trees. Whatever. Love each other.

Once, I noticed that to make Taylor Swift's hair more voluminous, they copied and pasted her scalp right on top of the original one.

When I was about 19 I was online dating (socially awkward) and well as having a few steady fuck buddies on the side. I was safe, I was confident, and I was horny. I thought for sure my feminist, sexually liberated mother got it, until she sat me down and asked if I wasn't trying to make up for something with my…

Ugh, women hating on other races is just bull to me. I mean, you're already discriminated against yourself, so why not just adopt bigoted attitudes towards other minorities too? derpderpderp