NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

COOL STORY TIME: I dressed up as a Lisa Frank creation for a 90s themed party. Multicolored neon animal print shorts/tanktop combo (literally the same pattern as the background of this Tumblr), neon yellow cardigan, neon blue flats, plastic rainbow jewelry, golden retriever spiral notebook... Guys, I was the life of…

I'll meet you at Farmer's Market by the sitar player.

I was right down the road and he didn't even invite me? Fine, Jimmy, you're not invited to my party, either. Hmph.

My ex called me a slut a couple weeks ago because, since we broke up a year ago, I've slept with a grand total of TWO OTHER GUYS. (One of which happens to be a (now ex-)friend of his. From this I conclude that sleeping with dudes who are friends with other people you slept with = slut.)

people of the world, as a woman 25 years of age, who has been in a monogamous relationship for five years, i have been deemed a slut. i have an official certificate from the webpage and everything. SUCK IT, friends who keep telling me your twenties are for sleeping around and experimenting. I'm a whore after all!

I once had a guy call me a slut because I wouldn't kiss him on our first (and only date). You really can't win.

Oh, thank god. *clings*

That was my first thought, too, glad I wasn't the only one :)

Apparently she's in 11th grade (junior) not an 11 year old. Suddenly this makes much more sense.

I like "STRONG" as in "STRONG BELWAS."

As career women wait to marry, and because of the lopsided birth rate favoring males, "a million extra boys are not finding brides, according to Polston.

It's certainly not a horrendous confession! I think loads of people feel that way if they get in a serious relationship at a relatively young age, or if the first person they happen to date seriously ends up possibly being the one.

True. I think my problem is that I've never been in any other relationship (not for realsies) and sometimes I think I have misgivings only because I haven't tried anything or anyone else. But I also haven't shopped around because the thought of it makes me deeply uncomfortable and I was very much against getting into…

I do not want babies, but I met LibraryDude at 22 and was like, huh. This guy is a total weirdo and this is turning out to be a fuckton of work, but there is also something here. Something...stable and comforting and lovely. I love him desperately, and five years later I am 27 and we are engaged and I am happy and…

"We estimate 45 to 55 million boys who, when they are marital age, won't find girls available to marry," Polston said.

Am I the only person who panics when she can't get a sweaty sports bra off? It gets all rolled up across my back and shoulders. It's like I'm trapped in the thing and it's all I can do to stop racing for scissors to free myself.

Well, you also seem to be implying that people who get married in their twenties are making terrible decisions that are doomed to fail, which is certainly not fair either. I'm 25 and about to marry someone I met in med school, and first and foremost, I am thrilled to be settling down with my best friend and feel very…

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I have ugly feet. When I was younger, vainer, and more cosmopolitan (mid teens to mid 20s, proud San Francisco native and resident), I felt horrible about them. I longed to wear those pretty, strappy shoes that other women wear. To make matters worse, I was a professional dancer in bare feet (hula, Tahitian, other…