In my past life I was a pet goldfish that died when my owners went on vacation for too long.

Everyone seems to want them to eat the chewy, gamey chickens but I'm with Lindy - just take care of the animal you committed to, especially if you can't bring yourself to kill it. I adopted two ex battery hens, who were post optimal laying age, and maybe the cuddle payoff wasn't huge, but they were amazing,…

The same happens to me with mermen and mermaids.

The worst part of that is is those jorts. They're awful.

Seriously!!! When did this madness begin? Who invites any number of people to an event in which they have no control over or knowledge of the costs involved and then expects re-payment? THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS. FUCK YOURSELF WITH A PLUNGER, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON.

This is the longest set up for an ARISTOCRATS joke ever.

This girl is awesome. I am so thankful she has no intention to rehab her image and is just jumping into it cunt deep.

Not trying to be sexist or racist but, I saved 15% on my car insurance when I switched to Geico.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Right? I've blown so many men's minds pointing out women in real life who were without a doubt wearing some form of makeup when they were all "I like girls who don't wear makeup!" (note: this was in college and they just didn't know any better). This is why I personally see wearing dramatic makeup (if you feel like…

Ah yes. The lavender extension. A symbol of humility popularized by Buddhist Monks, that they were only allowed to clip in after 6 months of solitude. Not to be confused with the neon bumpit.

Hey, Leia's the ONLY surviving person from Alderaan. That does make her a minority. ;)

I feel this. This whole thing gives me all sorts of complicated feelings. Because on one hand, I think it would be wonderful to see more diversity in children's media, both in the faces on the screen and in the stories told. But on the other hand, articles like this just reinforce the vague shame I have in being a…

Stop trying to make "betch" happen.

Oh my God, I just LOST MY SHIT at my desk at "It looks like that shit they eat for dinner in Hook! Exercise more and eat less, Rufio!" That was fucking genius!

I am not sure why, but watching the video, seeing the photos, elicited such a strong emotional response from me. Perhaps it's because I work in lingerie—-I see women come in all the time, complaining about their bodies and their breasts especially (we specialize in bra fittings).

It bothers me so much that women can't…

Sorry, The Rock, but I already learned about eating eggs from Gaston, 'cause he's ♪ roughly the size of a baaaaaarrrrrge. ♪

This is another great photo of them — look at the dancing!

Well, I say it is black woman with a lifetime of not being able to find clothes to fit the hips and butt that I was born with.

I can't believe my fairly bland comment sparked this level of a flame war.