Talking about how your brain works is often the precursor to demonstrating it actually doesn't.

With all this talk of different kinds of brains, this was literally all I could think

I did a braless look like that once but it was more like I was going to the supermarket and didn't want to get dressed so I put on a REALLY big baggy sweatshirt. I don't think anyone could tell. Next time I'll try the double stick tape, too.

THE BADDEST SEA BITCH OF ALL TIME.

"No, my mom wasn't a Playmate. Why do you ask?"

my fave:

Dude, if I found out I was giving birth to a damn LION, you better believe I'd abort that ish!

He wears your granddad's clothes.

Game of Hair Porn. Or more accurately, Game of Wig Porn.

I epilate everything. It works for me. ...and my aversion to body hair is one thing I am certain is just intensely personal, not so much socialised. It makes me feel disgusting. I wash myself every day; I brush my teeth; I trim my nails... Why feel differently with hair? I hate it as much on others as I do myself,…

I'm not crying. It's just The Rains of Castamere on my face.