17 actually reasonable points about navigating a conversation with the disabled so that no one feels alienated.

There supposed to be a video or just a child's drawing?

Why would Josh Lueke be the one saying "Go away you rapist?"

What it's like to be a linebacker:

"Well lookee who's out invading LeBron James's body instead of practicing with his teammates!"

That makes two MLB Hamiltons good at getting blurry in a hurry.

Actually, I do know what the guy in the picture is looking at. You can see the page is titled "METS PLAYERS."

"Jerry, check out these newfangled stats. 'Wins Above Replacement?' The fuck does that even mean? I mean, it even sounds ridiculous... 'wuh-inz?' What is that?"

I'm with the host on this one. New York to Cleveland?! There's no way Jeter can range that far to his left.

I think we've overestimated the average Deadspin reader here, Barry, by assuming he or she knows what a joke looks like.

"After reciting the letter Z," the officer wrote, "Irsay recited the lettering I, N and G."

One way to describe the 9/11 reference is clickbait, the other one is contextualizing. That's what journalists do. If the headline was "Report: Qatar's World Cup Expected To Take Almost As Many Lives As Cholelithiasis and Other Disorders of Gallbladder, In The United States, In 2010" nobody would have any idea what…

I liked the days when Deadspin remotely kept boring, shitty comments by idiots invisible to most readers.

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Everyone knows slave labor is pretty bad. What this comment presupposes is... maybe it isn't.

Old School Baseball Guy: Wow, Puig sure looks like a hall-of-fame type player when you see him like this. I mean he's just got so much talent it's nuts. What a great outfielder.

"And I / Will Always Love You," Whitney Houston once belted; unfortunately Whitney was unable to fulfill her promise after she died in her bathtub thanks to an accidental overdose.

"Hole" Kurt Cobain's wife was in a band of that name, and he also had one too many of them in his head.