Not only should replay not be used for officiating crews, but slow motion replay should be banned in television broadcasts

Tons of people buy Bud Light, but none of them are willing to fight you for its honor.

I know "Moneyball" had a long passage describing Peter Gammons doing this exact same thing.

Sepp Blatter not only possesses the Natural Foot Stamina of the Matterhorn, but the Earned Shoulder Strength of the Nile, and, most importantly, the Genetically Inherited Hand-Eye Coordination of the Steppes.

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I know right! Durant has a very close cropped haircut and Ms. Stewart has long hair, which I guess she sometimes wears in a ponytail for games???!!!????

Please post all chat logs relating to this discussion. It's what Denton would want.

This is fantastic, but its very existence proves that the NUMBER ONE OVERALL SEED is Deadspin writers.

SonOfAPlum, singing to himself in the shower, three days from hence.

"A crime? A crime? The REAL crime is what they are paying these bums, amirite?"
- Drone at a sporting event

I know. Frankly, its embarrassing.

Maybe it's just me, but what Giancarlo Stanton with his dick and a potato in the privacy of his own home is none of my business. Why is this even a story? I mean the guy just hit a monster home run, how about running a story about that instead of speculating about how Giancarlo Stanton likes to mash a potato with his…

Harden really threw down the Hammurabi there..

Thanks for poking a hole in those obnoxious MLSers. Same thing happens with baseball: every summer I see carload full of shmucks heading out to the minor league ballpark to watch the local Triple A squad. What the hell, right? Don't they know that you can watch MLB on cable? Morons.

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Other T-shirts in Harper's closet

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Sometimes a player is so ahead of The Game that he actually loops around and ends up stuck behind The Game, wondering why The Game won't just move over and let me through jesus this celebrity NASCAR experience was a huge waste of money.

I was fine with 'Nemo' but these winter storm names are getting ridiculous.