Sure, there is bureaucratic bloat at Oklahoma, but it's not universal. Take Big XII conference mate Kansas for example, where ONE MAN takes care of ALL pasta measurement and disposal.

Just saw this, sorry.

INT. MIAMI MARLINS HQ — LATE AFTERNOON

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Pictured (L-R): Muggsy, Smuggsy, Meatsy, Greetsy, Hoodsy, Noodsy and Meathead.

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God, I sympathize with the speed skating team. With all the trouble they've had with their uniforms, these guys (and gals!) must just feel like they've been going around in circles.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.

Have you ever wanted to hear Walter Johnson's voice?

Unfortunately, most of the "good boys" of these Winter Olympics have already been euthanized.

heh heh. So this one time, I was at the ball park, and there's this center-fielder, just this real piece-of-shit, just standin' out there in center-field. So I'm getting pretty lit up out in the bleachers, so I say to this guy, "Hey!" is how I start, "Hey center-fielder, you ol' piece of shit!" is how I middle, "you…

Sure, it's not the most practical purchase, but Mata is the kind of addition that can bring a lot of life to a living room, whether perched on the mantle amidst a bunch of family pictures, or as a bookend on a new set of built-ins.

Just in awe of LeBron. First he posterizes Ben McLemore, and now he's bowlderized Juvenile.

King Solomon: Since it is impossible for me to determine this King Cake baby's parentage, my royal decree, which is bound in the power of my throne, is that this baby should be CUT IN HALF!

I'm not from New York, sorry.

Look, the video is really shaky, but I think (and maybe this is just me) that right before McHenry dives into frame you get a glimpse of the guy he was talking to. And again, maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I think you can just make out the glint in this guy's eye as he starts talking about Obamacare.

I'm not sure what you are implying. What does Eagle Eye Cherry have to do with the science of facial symmetry?

Obviously this looks meaningful, but it's just an example of the fact that we are conditioned to find certain facial proportions attractive. Both Bieber and Cyrus have pleasing facial symmetry and proportions, which are one of the causes of their fame. You would see something similar with pictures of Sarah Jessica…

Khalid El-Amin is from Minnesota.