This was entertaining, +1

Meanwhile, children in New Orleans and Charlotte are granted their final wish - to die with dignity.

What dipshit team names. I mean, who would cheer for frozen water or fish lures?

On the bright side, it's just baseball, and not anything anybody gives a shit about.

All I know is I wouldn't vote for anyone who wrote during the Deadspin era for the Sports Journalism HOF. Only fair.

These descriptions reek of blatant sexism, and it's such a double standard. Just because Ireland's a man doesn't mean he's capable of being a GM.

M. Night Shyamalan doesn't see why Rose can't be both.

I always imagined Joseph Finn with more of an Irish lilt.

You do not get brownie points for climbing out of a hole you dug.

exchanging words and vague promises of violence

Pretty confident that King was referring to the morning barista at the Johnston, IA, Starbucks, whose slightly politically tinged banter is not well recieved by those in line for a quadruple nonfat halfcaf hazelnut macchiato.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

As a working stiff, I pine for the times when I can break away from my cubicle and spend a few hours outside with some buddies out on the ball field.

AGENT: [puts in tape]
AGENT: "As you can see, Mr. Love's accuracy targeting minorities on the run is second to none."
MINNEAPOLIS PD: "Sign him."

I'm just shadowing you so I can learn my trade. Think of me as an apprentice, except you have no choice in the matter.

Agree

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

The loss to Tennessee hurt but the other one was to Georgia who was in the top ten at the time (before all the injuries). Otherwise they've beaten #21 UCF and #8 Missouri. They've gotten better on defense the past couple of weeks, thankfully. They lost their entire 2-deep in the linebacker and safety positions to…

who cares

I ran the 2010 West Wyoming Marathon, and the next day I had literally no recollection of it at all.