"This is discriminatory, bigoted and, as will ultimately be proved, on the wrong side of history."

I guess there was more than one Hussey in the grounds.

$99 is actually a really good deal for a Rob Gronkowski-related trip to the Women's Clinic.

Chicago pizza is obviously better than NY style pizza; you can find Chicago-style pizza all over the US—America just can't get enough. *wanking motion*

Who would've thought that the food equivalent of Skip Bayless wouldn't be his brother Rick?

How is that even possible when, based upon your picture, you are 12 years old?

Pfft. People said "there goes the neighborhood" as far back as April 15, 1947, and it's still here.

One man, on a quest, to evaluate every human being on the planet with a simple question: "How far can you punt a football?"

"Is he OK? Really? GOD DAMMIT"

-Mark Boucher

Can I bring a book?

Matt Schaub: [calls NFL Security]

Not a good try, kiddo.

Just because a lawsuit is loud and distracting doesn't make it effective. I mean, for Crissakes Alex, get a real tailor.

The competition in Rome was especially disappointing to the many fans who had showed up to watch a decathlon.

It's a long road LJ hoes.

Oh, this is absolute horseshit.

How ironic. Now it's Ajax's turn to be slaughtered like sheep.

"Shut up already, Felix."

Blinky: Don't look at me, man. I was home with my wife.

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