And I can't wait until they offer the McSlipNSlide option, where the entire food selection is carefully laid upon a slick, rubber-y matting of a length of 20 or so feet that I can then just PLOW through with reckless abandon, so that I can turn the tables and the food will finally fucking understand what that feels…

Classless of course, and unfortunately not a surprise either. Agbonlahor is one of the Premier League's most well-known Villans.

I've been pretty impressed with the Empty Yogurt Container of My Love films, certainly not your conventional Turkish avant-garde horror franchise. However this summer's 3rd installment left me wanting a little more. The pre-prequel as a straight sequel thing was hard to stay into.

I thought swooshes and wind breakers were synonymous?

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

Barry, we're going to have to find another sports blog to call home — it looks like Deadspin is consolidating the "talk about punting" and "write like shit" jobs.

Pat Tillman should be a symbol of inspiration not only to the football team, but to the entire student body a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶A̶S̶U̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶d̶s as well.

Reaction from around the baseball world was mixed.

Was that bad? It looked bad to me. Really bad. Like it should win a contest bad. I'd vote for it. Over and over and over and over. I think it even looks worse than some guy fumbling a ball.

What's Deadspin's stance on the name? By everything you post about it, one would think you're also in favor of not saying it...

Still not as good as Bryce Harper channeling Dale Earnhardt earlier in the year.

Jeff Schwartz: [types feverishly]

Great to see all the enthusiasm for cricket-related texts and films. I'm a big cricket fan and a few years back I read a book called Netherland. It centers on a West Indian immigrant to the New York area who has a dream of opening a cricket ground in the Tri-State area. It has a Great Gatsby-like feel to it and it's a…

Sounds really interesting. Looking forward to reading that.

Tim, if you're really interested in a book that utilizes a nonexistent sport and made up words to explore European class relations, I'd like to recommend Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange.

CLR James is amazing. I read this book for a sports history grad seminar, and Black Jacobins for a history of the Atlantic seminar, as well as Mariners, etc. his other good book. He was an incredible scholar.

Not to be purposefully contrarian, but this is a ridiculous premise and a dangerous precedent. I am sure that there is some Grand Dragon of the NM KKK getting ready to find an African-American photographer to photograph his daughter's wedding where everyone will be in full Klan regalia or some neo-Nazi getting ready…

How come Flacco wants to talk shit after Ray Lewis is gone. say it to his face fuck boy

Their first breed of choice was the Australian Shepherd, but well...

That's terrible. A scandal of this magnitude will surely mean the death of Rangers.