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Shame, i heard he's been killing it on air lately

God, watch him walk by blaming it all on the Babe.

At least the members of the team had the good sense to name themselves the Pandas, because from what I'm reading here, it's pretty obvious that the odds are quite long against any of them reproducing.

"numbers never lie Hugh...that's a .28"

Now it makes sense that he would be so brazen as to accept all that money in plainview.

We're already at a time when PEDs are "proscribed."

With the context of the recent Post and Globe sell-offs in mind, would you contribute the erosion of the market share of traditional media such as Sports Illustrated to the fact that it just takes so darn long to draw a whole football game, or to the cost of competent animators, or something else?

If you took every 20 year old male in America, had complete control over their diet, trained them all to peak fitness, then had them run their fastest mile, what do you think the median time would be?

It wasn't just the caps. The Mariners made sure their entire franchise was going backwards.

And yet, Brandon Weeden still managed to underthrow him repeatedly.

How far can you punt a football?

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

Of course, ice cream is only served in cones in Toronto.

Jake: "Dad, I can't believe you'd betray me like this! Me, your own son! And, for what? Some "higher purpose"? You son of a bitch!

At least it's better than fellow Lions Calvin Johnson and Matthew Stafford who refer to each other as "Meal Ticket" and "That fucking goofus redneck who can't throw a goddamn decent ball my way".

[Man pulls up to bear riding Kawasaki Ninja]

I wonder if Calipari has ever considered becoming a Deadspin commenter. Guy never misses an opportunity to make a dick joke.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

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