Could he sense a spiritual tug?

He talked about a coach he once dealt with that made the comment this player you could take a shovel and hit him in the back of the head and nothing would ever happen

Say what you will about his methods, but Mike Leach has proven time and again that he's willing to find motivational techniques that are fitted to each…

To be fair, those fingers were trying to type 'guys'.

[inspects notebook]

There is no Fireman Ed; We Are All Fireman Ed

What, are the girls into running or something?

I'm not going to cook with anything that smells terrible

To be fair to Georgetown, J.J.'s abortion contract goes against their Catholic ethos.

They asked four others first, but when told they'd be going to the Pro Bowl they all declined.

As Cooper lay in bed next to his wife, still wearing his massive chest protector, he couldn't help but wonder if umpires still even made a difference, if the league didn't belong to the bad guys.

not so fast judging this guy..John Kerry stands to make a fortune with a Heinz vegetable at his side.

Too bad this isn't an Instagram video, because at about 9 seconds is when Eddie Lacy passes out, and at about 16 seconds is when they bring him to by waving a turkey leg under his nose.

Fingerprints on a number of recovered footballs were confirmed to belong to Tim Tebow, however.

How far can you punt a football?

Reporter: Matt, what's the first thing you're going to buy with the new contract?

Messages to Redick, Lopez, McNeill, and therapist were not returned.

[hears "ding!" from computer]

Leave it to a Tex to run a triangle offense.

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