i am the step daughter of the hall of famer,and this is what happened i had my seven year old with me, and Lolo Jones comes down to the seats which she did belong and tells me that we are in her seats, which i say NO then her teammate? i think, says that there seats are further down, she then turns around and says to…

If this woman was a potential hurdle to Lolo's success as a bobsledder, I'm sure she hit her.

NOT IN MY HOUSE!

How Many Consecutive Pitches Can a Typical Football Fan Watch?

Only time you could ever ask for a Jordan Wiig and not be crazy.

I don't think any of the four of them need a t-shirt to prove they love to swallow.

You'd think these guys would be more tolerant of other cultures. After all, their president is a Muslim.

His speech was interrupted briefly when he was hired by the San Diego Chargers.

Come on, ease up on Monty. He was planning on bringing her inside in 15 years anyways.

Selig: [dictates urgent letter to Dodgers ownership in Los Angeles]

This is actually quite common for people like Bud. My girlfriend's piece of shit leather handbag has never sent an email either.

Too soon.

Could have been worse. When Tiger dropped his trophy it cost him 100 million.

"Dude relax, we only wanted to go out for a beer."

Quite honestly, it's pretty insulting to use his prom picture and not even include BronzeHammer as one of the favorite commenters.

...and sad sacks plagiarize mediocre Rob Delaney tweets in search of likes.

This is going to be great as soon as you line up a few of Deadspin's favorite commenters.

ESPN Exec: [reads tweets]

[crickets]

Jeez, so close to a century