I think you're being a little harsh here. Look closely at these pics. Both of these kids were obviously just trying to divert their eyes from the awful things in front of them. In the top pic, an asshole dressed like a fat leprechaun, and on the bottom, Beck.

Ugh. You know where that fist's been?

Wow, that's uncanny. How does he know how to still disapprove of Mom marrying Dad like that?

"'Take his job way too seriously.' Hell, maybe it's just me, but I don't think he's in tents enough."

I hope this negative press doesn't impact the quality of the ESPYs.

ESPN just isn't ready to accept the cold hard facts, brought to you by Coors Light.

'Yolo' [Gaynair] walked away and I followed him

When even that guy won't do something for short-term gain, your plan is in trouble.

I'd be mad too if that was my husband's nickname.

Apparently he tested positive for dickweed.

Bullshit. No one that age can control their Wii

Tim, I can't see the picture very well, the bottom left corner is too gritty.

Flaw in the two-dentist plan: Good dental visits are the result of HARD WORK IN THE OFF-SEASON. You can't be a glory boy who just shows up to two appointments a year. The first one is going to stick his prison shiv in your gums until they bleed and the second one is going to be like "hey, your gums are really…

Well, the guy told her it was three feet, but it was probably closer to one and a half.

In retaliation for this ban, Fleet Enemas has announced they will cease all sponsorship of MLS broadcasts immediately.

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[gets stomped to death by the hooves of dozens of stampeding bulls]

Oh shut up.

+1

See, now that's more how I pictured Sean Newell.