Based on his past history and general demeanor, I always pegged Cutler as less of a Billy Ocean guy and more of an Icona Pop fan.

Not a big change, the fans are already used to seeing other teams score touchdowns in their stadium.

Maybe it's his experience working with Christina Hendricks, but I'm impressed at how nonchalant Hamm acts around such gigantic boobs.

Hell, I'd argue Hernandez is hewing much closer to the Patriot Way now that he's in jail. He'll sleep on a straw cot, shit into a pot, and be owned by another human being.

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In fairness to Rosenthal, this is almost certainly his only chance to be around Hamm.

Wasn't that the same game in which Sanchez threw three Pickfords?

Oy. My heart is sayin' no, but my +1's saying let's go.

Meanwhile, in my grocery store:

"Read the fucking Post, you fucking nitwit."

Well I guess the old saying is true: once you go black, realize he's ugly, and get herpes you only go black, realize he's ugly, and get herpes one more time.

[prays]

Fictional Characters In Film:

for '13th Amendment Night' the Marlins will place a player on waivers.

I understand Penn St removing the Paterno statue. But relocating it to an abandoned dump was a little harsh.

And yet Mark Sanchez can't stop showing off his softest part.

Girl: So, Mark. Truth or dare?

coming in dead last again

Carlos may think the dolphin is cool, but his torso remains unimpressed.

Man, what's it going to take for some people to believe he is scum, a picture of Hernandez reading a book at a baseball game?