So first we get angry at Hernandez for having guns. And now we're just going to make fun of people's first amendment rights, too?

The description of him used by the Redskins—"a full-blooded American Inuit chief originally from the Aleutian Tribes of Alaska"—rings false

Inuit!

I'm 1/16 Racist, and I find this football team's name Native American.

If he's not a chief or an Indian, then what the hell is he doing trying to solve a complicated problem?

FRIEND: Shit, G. Cops.

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he waived extradition to Massachusetts.

It was a true killer deal

In his defense, he wasn't allowed his pre-fight cigarette.

That's no typo. Felony man's laughter is a serious charge.

When I started watching the video I thought he was a dodger, but both the moth and the logo proved me wrong.

According to a third party, Hernandez was angry with Lloyd for talking to a group of people at a nightclub on the previous Friday, a group that Hernandez apparently had beef with.

It's too bad Tebow didn't join the team last year. Hernandez could have learned how to never successfully execute anything.

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

[sees movie in 1986]

Stick to Hot Air Transports

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Stallworth then actively demonstrated his support for gay marriage by running over a married heterosexual man with his car.

Out of all the former Carolina Panthers I can think of, I would have thought Muhsin Muhammad would be the one most likely to follow the Deen.