Tim, I can't see the picture very well, the bottom left corner is too gritty.

Flaw in the two-dentist plan: Good dental visits are the result of HARD WORK IN THE OFF-SEASON. You can't be a glory boy who just shows up to two appointments a year. The first one is going to stick his prison shiv in your gums until they bleed and the second one is going to be like "hey, your gums are really…

Well, the guy told her it was three feet, but it was probably closer to one and a half.

In retaliation for this ban, Fleet Enemas has announced they will cease all sponsorship of MLS broadcasts immediately.

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[gets stomped to death by the hooves of dozens of stampeding bulls]

Oh shut up.

+1

See, now that's more how I pictured Sean Newell.

Based on his past history and general demeanor, I always pegged Cutler as less of a Billy Ocean guy and more of an Icona Pop fan.

Not a big change, the fans are already used to seeing other teams score touchdowns in their stadium.

Maybe it's his experience working with Christina Hendricks, but I'm impressed at how nonchalant Hamm acts around such gigantic boobs.

Hell, I'd argue Hernandez is hewing much closer to the Patriot Way now that he's in jail. He'll sleep on a straw cot, shit into a pot, and be owned by another human being.

@JeremyLinRockets: Yeah @DwightHoward, @JHarden13 and I are out here living like kings! – 5:23 PM 1 Jul 13

In fairness to Rosenthal, this is almost certainly his only chance to be around Hamm.

Wasn't that the same game in which Sanchez threw three Pickfords?

Oy. My heart is sayin' no, but my +1's saying let's go.

Meanwhile, in my grocery store:

Well I guess the old saying is true: once you go black, realize he's ugly, and get herpes you only go black, realize he's ugly, and get herpes one more time.

[prays]