Fictional Characters In Film:

for '13th Amendment Night' the Marlins will place a player on waivers.

I understand Penn St removing the Paterno statue. But relocating it to an abandoned dump was a little harsh.

And yet Mark Sanchez can't stop showing off his softest part.

Girl: So, Mark. Truth or dare?

coming in dead last again

Carlos may think the dolphin is cool, but his torso remains unimpressed.

Man, what's it going to take for some people to believe he is scum, a picture of Hernandez reading a book at a baseball game?

So first we get angry at Hernandez for having guns. And now we're just going to make fun of people's first amendment rights, too?

The description of him used by the Redskins—"a full-blooded American Inuit chief originally from the Aleutian Tribes of Alaska"—rings false

Inuit!

I'm 1/16 Racist, and I find this football team's name Native American.

If he's not a chief or an Indian, then what the hell is he doing trying to solve a complicated problem?

FRIEND: Shit, G. Cops.

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he waived extradition to Massachusetts.

It was a true killer deal

In his defense, he wasn't allowed his pre-fight cigarette.

That's no typo. Felony man's laughter is a serious charge.

When I started watching the video I thought he was a dodger, but both the moth and the logo proved me wrong.