those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

[sees movie in 1986]

Stick to Hot Air Transports

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Stallworth then actively demonstrated his support for gay marriage by running over a married heterosexual man with his car.

2013 NFL Combine Results — Inner (Core) Strength Training

Out of all the former Carolina Panthers I can think of, I would have thought Muhsin Muhammad would be the one most likely to follow the Deen.

Well, it certainly won't be arms posession.

I'm impressed that this kid was able to not only get back on the team, but win the starting position as well. You'd think of it as inevitable in hindsight, but it's interesting to think about how Johnny Football was nearly just lame old Johnny Bench.

The defense would just like to point out that, seconds after this photo was taken, Mr. Hernandez ended the call in his usual manner by slamming it repeatedly against the metal barrier.

I'm shocked that anyone in Aquasox was able to snare some pussy.

This libtardization of America is just getting too much for me to handle. This guy gets a standing ovation for telling players he's gay, but when I tell the local high school's girl's soccer team that I am very, very straight, I get a restraining order.

"Guys, I have something to admit to you: I'm trying to quit smoking."

This is sort of a half-truth that you're helping to perpetuate. It's really a "Sprawling Bedroom Community" Hall that Glendale wants to sell.

Not the first to be stranded in the desert after paying off Coyotes.

While it's nice to see Deadspin meeting their quota for vaguely ethnic employees, I'm not sure hiring somebody with facial psoriasis counts, Mr. Hutchins.

Seems like an awful lot of work just to end up with a bowl-legged baby.

ʟeᴅron ᴊames, everyᴅoɑy:

Well, this is definitely the more likable couple that Westbrook helped get a ring this June.

Take me out to the ballgame