A criminal trial in the not-too-distant future....

The Concrete Below The Meadowlands Today Was Spectacularly Haunting

*golf clap*

The Decision (Die Maßnahme), also known as The Measures Taken, is a Lehrstück by the twentieth-century German dramatist Bertolt Brecht. Written in collaboration with Slatan Dudow and the composer Hanns Eisler, it consists of eight sections in prose and unrhymed, irregular verse, with six major songs. A note to the…

you win the only funny conment in a series of ill advised comments award.

Sure, you can see the balls, but what you can't see is the degeneration of the upper and lower motor neurons in the head.

Well of course. They don't regularly play football in prison.

Good on Steve. He sounds like a real stand up guy.

The fact that Rhodes thinks heterosexual men would be attracted to Kim Kardashian says it all.

Had that been me, the bear would be able to answer the age-old question, "does a human shit in the woods?"

He isn't the first college sophomore to make the argument that "brief action" shouldn't count against him.

If only it were that easy.

Abbott: Who's on first?

This is sad, I've been rooting for the return of Stump the Schwab for ages, but Stu Scott had his eye on other projects I guess.

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