Wu-Tang killa bees on the swarm

[watches Dolan be incredibly open]

We all love to criticize Dolan, but to be fair, If I was a billionaire who owned a basketball team, I'd treat it as my personal fantasy team. Hell, I'd hire Larry David as my PG and John Goodman as my PF, just because I could and because it would be hilarious. And our record would be no worse than the Bucks.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

First to arrive at the Pistorius home: Dr. Johan Stipp.

Oscar Pistorious Breaks Down in Court:

/fixed.

I will never not star a Venture Brothers reference

Not pictured is Matthew McConnaughy telling his henchmen to release the acid magnets.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

By which you obviously mean that Kaling is selfish and evil while Dunham represents all that is noble and true?

For vain, whiny young women who mistakenly believe in their own relevance as they are cocooned in a bubble of their own outsized egos, Dunham and Mindy Kaling are the Russell and Chamberlain.

LeBron James Ruins The Warriors

You damn right!

And I continue to wonder why any normal person would ever want to attend the Super Bowl in person.

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

Someone victimize me quickly. I want to hire this guy yesterday.

At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?