Wes Welker drops molly at the Kentucky Derby? He's like Hunter S. Thompson but without the writing talent.

I wonder what Google Now's response will be when I ask it "What is a Dirty Sanchez?"

Holy shit snacks.

My great-grandfather was nuts for skating. That and the Klan.

Any Archer fans here?

I thought I'd get more likes.

It was this kid.

Gob?

Damn it, I thought I would be the first to think of AD.

Ann Coulter is the ultimate hate fuck.

Reminds me of my childhood.

They'll get divorced soon. Nothing lasts.

Oh. I get it! Because the Astros are awful! Aha.

If only Shelby Foote was still alive.

There is only one bible and that is Bob Dylan's autobiography, Chronicles.

Yes. Ken Burns is actually making a documentary series on the history of porn in America.

So THAT'S what he does on the off-season?

A very Archer-esque response.

Can we trade Bieber for Ford?