I remember the first time I figured out I could not only change my laser shot pattern, but also the orientation of my shields I was speechless for the next fifteen minutes. Then I found out you could change the Engines/Lasers/Shields levels, and wondered if I'd somehow peeked behind the curtain and seen the face of…
Marshall: It's supposed to hurt!
no idea. Haven't been out with him yet.
So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.
Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"
Update (7:14 p.m.): Mike Florio's source says Welker had taken molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby in May. Welker was also handing out $100 bills to random people that day.
They should make a movie about the Browns draft!!
Game. Set. Matches.
If only there were some broad cultural stereotypes of Poles that we could draw on for cheap laughs...
By 2019, the draft will just be done through a BuzzFeed quiz.
Oh, no, the fire represents the south, and has since Sherman to make sure they don't try again.
Too bad Brian McCann's a Yankee. The Braves could've really used a wet blanket.
AANNNNNNNNNNNNNDD THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE
Look, burning this is just the ultimate sign of respect from the Braves to their nickname. It's exactly like what that team in Washington does.
You mean the Union flag.
I'm right here
Duh and/or hello
Hey bro, I think you need to relax a little bit. Did you lose someone on Oceanic Flight 815? Is that why you're so touchy?
Not at all a logical segway, Rob.
