Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.

Accidental double post. It just rips my heart out when I do this.

"Thug life!"

Bob Costas: "And then after our coverage tonight, a widow tries to gain revenge against the forces who killed her husband. Find out if her bombing plot can be stopped on an all-new Blacklist..."

Actually it's a tribute to her former co-star Paul Walker.

The last time an owner of St. Louis Spirits received $500 million was 2009, when the Cardinals paid off Tony La Russa's bar tab.

"Fuck You, Charlie Brown" is the title of a long-lost, never-aired Peanuts special. Written by Schulz on his deathbed, FYCB follows the Peanuts Gang of Millenial misfits as they graduate from college and strike out into the real world of careers, relationships, and financial independence in the grim shadow of the…

That Coulda been my dick.

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Derrick Rose, but Just for a Couple Weeks

That now makes two things Sanchez and Stevie Wonder have in common: cornrows, and the inability to see what's directly in front of them.

This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos

THIS CONTEST IS OVER! GIVE THAT MAN THE $10,000!

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And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo.