with a face gentle and soft like rolled-up sleeping bag
SofaOverlord
SofaOverlord
Damn, this. I've scarcely seen a situation where a site so blatantly got their own calling out wrong and even attempted to correct her on her misuse of the word.
Oh good grief. You lot were wrong and she was right. Grow up.
No, Tracie, that's not why people called you and your colleagues 'mean girls'. They called you one bc you willingly paid TEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS to get unretouched photos for the sole purpose of trying to point out Lena's flaws under the guise of "critical discussion". And when Lena's "flaws" weren't as gossip…
"About 50% more people read coverage of Dunham alone on this site in one week than watched her show. It may not be "nice" to point that out, but fuck it, it's the truth."
The "faux altruism" you got called out for was the blatant insincerity of: "Lena is sooo perfect and gorgeous and NOT fat just the way she is!! (but send us photos of her without photoshop so we can post them and other people can judge how ugly and chubby she is and we can get clicks) xoxo".
How's that crow pie with sour grapes tasting?
Seriously can someone explain it to me? Because I do NOT get it.
Sorry, Jez. I'm on Hannah/Lena's side.
Why do you hate her so much, Jezebel?
Yes. People in first-world countries all simultaneously developed thyroid issues at the same time. Did you know everyone who posts on Jezebel who is obese is a vegan who exercises 10000 hours a day and subsists on kale juice and flavored air? What are the chances?!
Option 6: I only wear a merkin woven from lentils on my mons, just like Marilyn Monroe once did, obviously.
Well, this is what happens when wages are stagnant for 3 decades and there's no such thing as family leave.
Now, would it be a floor-to-ceiling mixture cocaine and hookers? You know, kind of like Raisin Bran but the hookers are the raisins and the coke is the bran.
I mean, it's only 3 times what you guys paid for barely photoshopped images of Lena Dunham.